Tuesday, August 20, 2019

Movie: Summer of 84 (2018)

In the spirit of summer, I wanted to watch a horror movie for this hot season. I decided to take in Summer of 84. I read about the premise and it sounded like nostalgic fun, but some things are a little off, it tries too hard, and it's a little boring.

Let's start with the poster....


See a resemblance?



Ok, so they have a 1980s homage going on ~ obviously. (This is the potential for a good movie part.)

The plot is simple. It's about a group of four boys living in Ipswich, Oregon during the Summer of 1984. One of them is really into mysteries and with boys missing from the neighborhood he suspects his neighbor from across the street is killing them. His neighbor just happens to be a cop!


***SPOILER ALERT***

You find out who the killer is in the first 5 minutes of the movie, so the suspense is based on the boys trying to prove it. Since it was revealed early, I decided to critique some other things instead of the story.

As someone who lived through 1984 and was close in age to these kids, some of the fashion is very off. Let me present to you this disco shirt...


For a casual day at the library, this 15 year old is wearing a 1970s disco shirt. That's not accurate. He'd be more likely wearing a novelty T shirt or sweatshirt. This shirt is a little dated, but ~ if worn ~ would be for school photos or dances.

Next, the friend who is a punk kid doesn't look like 1984 either. This looks very 1990s to me. His hair is too trimmed, he should have a mullet, feathered hair, or long hair in back if they wanted a shaggy look. Possibly an earring and a jean jacket instead of a leather jacket.


My other observation is that this movie has a retrowave soundtrack that's overbearing. In some scenes the music gets really loud and distracting from the characters. There's even a scene where a synthwave band is playing the local festival. SYNTHWAVE WASN'T THAT POPULAR IN 1984. I highly doubt any fairs in 1984 had a random synthwave band playing. (Don't get me wrong I like this music, but it was a little too much here.)

In passing dialog, nods to the 1980s get mentioned i.e. Star Wars, Gremlins, GI Joe, but it doesn't have the appeal of Stranger Things. I feel like they tried to shoehorn them in. I think in it's use of kids it's trying to be Stand By Me or It, but is more Rear Window. I give it one newspaper out of five.

Here's the trailer...






Tuesday, August 13, 2019

Summer 2019 Pusheen Box

I have to say this was my favorite Pusheen Box yet! I love the usefulness of the Pusheen things included in the box, but I did miss the plush this time. I'd always rather have the plush than the vinyl.




1. Portable salad container. The fork is a little precarious, not sure I'll use the fork.


2. Vinyl Figure.


3. Mini flask Keychain ~ this will not be big enough!!!


4. Notepad. I still have the one from the Fall 2017 Box!



5. Koozies ~ I like that there's a set of 2 and they are double sided!


6. Bandana.


7. Striped long sleeve shirt. I LOVE STRIPES!


8. Photo holder.


This is the photo holder I'm referencing in the video. It's from the Spring 2018 Box.


9. Pool float NOT "Life Preserver." Here's the small pool we have that I mentioned in the video ~ and our neighbor's big pool. Hahahaha.



You can see my past boxes too: Fall 2017 Pusheen BoxWinter 2017 Pusheen Box and Spring 2018 Pusheen BoxSummer 2018 Psuheen BoxFall 2018 Pusheen Box Winter Pusheen Box 2018 Spring Pusheen Box with Jodee Bowie

Thanks for reading & watching, until next time! p.s. Hug your cats.

Wednesday, July 31, 2019

Movie: Night of the Demons (1988)

I always say I'm late to the party and in this case, I'm VERY late, but I should have never even wanted an invite! For the first time, I watched Night of the Demons (1988) in its entirety. This movie truly encapsulates all the worst things about 1980s horror movies, so I guess I can understand why it's a cult classic?

The opening animation sequence and retro music is the best part, after that, it goes downhill. The New Retro Wave music trend is based on this exact sound. So I guess it's timely for me to be watching this now?


Where do I begin to describe/ review Night of the Demons (1988)? The plot is pretty common. A group of teenagers spend Halloween night in an abandoned funeral home ~ called Hull House ~ with a tragic history, they perform a seance and most of them get possessed by a demon and kill each other. The end. (I wish.) It reminds me of so many other movies... just to name a few...

They have to stay overnight in a haunted house, similar to Waxworks (1988) where some teens with bad dialog and terrible acting get invited to a wax museum, and end up becoming part of it. At least in Waxworks (1988), there's some nice blood splatter, and it's fun to see what character gets matched with each model. Yes, I think Waxworks (1988) is a better movie.

When the audience first lays eyes on Hull House it looks like a still from Scooby Doo...


The Hull House from Night of the Demons (1988).



As far as camera style goes, Night of the Demons (1988) has a similar camera movement to the original Evil Dead (1981) when the camera moves fast to show the perspective of the demon. In reality, it saves money so you don't have to show the demon on film. This technique was perfected by Sam Raimi as shown below.


Also why is the demon in Night of the Demons (1988) only a floating head? They probably couldn't afford much else. The demon looks like a dragon head.


Am I wrong? It looks like a dragon.

As far as dialog in Night of the Demons (1988), an Indian burial ground is mentioned. It sounds a lot like Pet Semetary (1989) or Poltergeist (1982).

All the demons in Night of the Demons (1988) sound the same and the makeup reminds me of the vamps in Fright Night (1985).


Angela in Night of the Demons (1988).


Jerry in Fright Night (1985).

I'm sure there's plenty more, these were just off the top of my head!

The acting and dialog is bad, so bad it's funny. Much of it is sexist, don't get me wrong, that's not funny the funny part. I don't think any of the actors had stand out performances in this except for Linnea Quigley that got typecast for showing her boobs. My question is why did she shove her lipstick into her nipple? This is the part of the movie speaks to me. I have so many questions and should this be considered a "spoiler alert"? She still acts today ~ understandably so ~ who would do a scene like that? She has a ton of horror movies under her belt. I dare say she's a scream queen, and can often be seen on the Horror Convention circuit. Oh and she also did a workout video. No I'm not joking.


Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout (1990). This is only an excerpt.

Even with the inclusion of Stigmata by Bauhaus paired with an overly long dance sequence this movie cannot be saved. That being said Angela's dress is the best part of the movie.


I give Night of the Demons (1988) a solid 2 out of five fudge logs. The movie could have been shortened to an hour.

Here's the trailer, notice they play up the boobs and butts because it's all that it has going for it.






Monday, July 29, 2019

AHS Creeper Crate w/ Jodee Bowie

Jodee was so excited to share with me that she ordered the American Horror Story Creeper Crate because she had a full meal plan to go along with it! The box was slated to be shipped in May but it arrived very late, so we are unboxing it in July. Oh well. It's exciting because the weather co-operated enough for us to film outside in Jodee's back yard! The video is quick since we were hungry and I'm very rusty at unboxing and my knowledge of American Horror Story. Lol. Recipes to follow....

Here's everything included...



1. Normal People Scare Me T-shirt.


2. Sister Jude Enamel Pin by Demonic Pinfestation. You can find this pin for sale on their website!


3. All Monsters Are Human Travel Mug. The quote is from the Asylum season. (I told you I'm rusty.)


4. We Are All Freaks collapse-able umbrella.


5. American Horror Story 1984 decal.


6. Hotel Cortez notepad.


7. Final Art print by Ivanshine.


Now for the food. Since Jodee's favorite season is Coven and it takes place in New Orleans we had a menu to go along with it!

Black Magic Margaritas

2 c. Ice
4 oz. Silver Tequila
2 oz. Triple Sec
1/2 c. Lime juice
Red, blue, green food coloring
Lime wedge for garnish

Black salt or sugar optional

Instructions

Rim two glasses with a lime slice and dip them in black sanding salt or sugar.

Mix Ice, Tequila, Triple sec and Lime juice in a shaker. Shake. Pour into two glasses. Add food coloring to both until they turn black. Add some ice if desired, garnish with a lime wedge and serve!

Shrimp Boil Packets

1 lb Shrimp, peeled and deveined
2 ears of Corn on the cob, husked, each ear cut into 3
1/1 lb Andouille Sausage, sliced
1 lb Baby Red Potatoes or Baby White Potatoes, cut in half
3 Tbsp of Old Bay Seasoning
1 Tbsp minced Garlic
Juice of 1/2 a Lemon, (plus lemon wedges for serving)
3 Tbsp melted Butter

Instructions

Boil corn and potatoes for 10 min. Drain and set aside.

In a large bowl combine corn, potatoes, shrimp, sausage, Old Bay, garlic, juice of lemon, and butter. Toss to coat. Add salt and pepper to taste.

Divide between 4 12x12 inch sheets of aluminum foil and close them to make closed packets.

Bake packets at 400 degrees for 20 min. until shrimp is pink.

Serve with lemon wedges.


Blistered Shishito Peppers aka Witch Fingers

1 Tbsp Oil
1 bag of Shishito Peppers
Juice of 1/2 lime
A couple splashes of Soy Sauce
A dash of Red Pepper Flakes

Instructions

Heat up oil in a pan until hot, add peppers until they start to blister on the outside. They add the rest of the ingredients. Can be served with lime wedges.


Beans & Rice

2 c. of Rice
3 c. Chicken or Vegetable Stock
1 Tbsp butter
1 tsp of salt
1 tsp of pepper
1 Tbsp of Old Bay Seasoning
1 tsp of Cumin
1/2 tsp of Celery Salt
1 can of drained and rinsed black beans

Instructions

Cook rice in stock. Put rice in a bowl with a lid. Add all the other ingredients and mix. Let sit for 10 min. Top with chives if desired.


Thanks for watching and reading!!!


Past Creeper Crate unboxings:

Santa Carla

Vincent Price

Puzzle Box

Curry Creeper Crate with Jodee Bowie

MacNeil 

Overlook

Trick R Treat

Coven

Slasher